selfie, eyes, implied nude 

bed plumage

Shitpost 

Sent to me by my friend Ally.

Selfie, eyes, not a pony 

I really like her... mane?

Foodcrime 

Peanut butter jelly loaf.

Arty Barb Boob Toot 

"Electric Keet says it's almost artistic!"

Selfie, Meta, Eyes 

It's barbs all the way down.

Selfie, eyes, bad framing 

This lens flare has been following me since I got here.

TIL 

The eponymous "tang" of Tang is because of tangerine flavor.

I've been drinking this stuff for forty years, and I only figured this out.

Foodcrime 

@literorrery Photo for evaluation:

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selfie 

I'm a 'ponsibl sittin' on a seat on th' bus like a people.

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I had to use extra water and triple sec to bring the crust together, because I used cocoa powder in my cheater's puff. Paul Hollywood would not approve. Mary Berry would add more double cream. The tart filling has no cream, just eggs, chocolate, and TOFFEE that I made while I was HIGH.

STONED. TOFFEE.

That was totally a bad plan. But it __worked__. And it tasted pretty good, even if the dough still rose too much in the middle because I patched a hole too aggressively.

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Foodcrime 

I had half a wad of no-knead pizza dough I needed to use up, a jar of @mawr 's roasted garlic confit, and a powerful hankering.

So I made this: homemade pan pizza with smoked mozzarella, bleu cheese, spinach, mushroom, and garlic confit. awoo.space/media/fLjyPijC2soG2

It's a little more Paul Reubens than Paul Hollywood, but the flavor's great.

Four-tier yeasted chocolate cake with cocoa nibs, filled with coconut cherry cream, topped with whipped sweet coconut cream.

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Great Buni Bake-Off 

Lights in the Darkness: flourless chocolate mini-cakes with orange tonic white chocolate icing.

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Zootopia Comic Remix 

I didn't make it. I don't know who did. Credit to whomever created all parts of it and assembled this glorious disaster.

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