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... and no, that isn't a joke. The poor rep was clearly calling from a foreign call center and didn't know how to handle the business-account-at-home situation I had, but he'd been instructed to act like an American native to get better results from folks, so he was gamely trying to parse "Transliminal" as somebody's name.

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Okay, so, I'm not feeling _better_, but I'm awake now and I'm up and I'm feeling like I should at least get out of bed and go chew on some mail or a power cable or something.

Getting a phone call for "Mr. Liminal" from a Comcast rep trying to get back our old shitty modem has not helped my mood.

slept in three ninety-minute stretches followed by waking up to more body aches and joint pain.

upgrading Prisma to 16.04 LTS while I'm sick is a great idea
(it was a terrible idea)

I hurt and I can't sleep. Both of my naps failed earlier. I'm now hitting my spouse's CBD 1:1 pen to try to stop hurting enough to sleep.

Fuck. I have important shit this week I cannot afford to be sick to miss.

Can I just write stories that are "buni found a butterfly and is now thinking about the past"?

I don't want to people right now. I just want to sleep and maybe coffee.

I ate my soup.

Everything still hurts.

Send decompiler.

I'm staring at my soup. I've dunked four of my five bread sticks and I want my soup to be cold enough to drink it so I don't burn myself before I'm not feeling well enough to drink it.

That's a sentence. Good night.

tried to sleep. got two one-hour stretcges, no luck. headache, dehydrated, tummy still bleach, body ache, chill.

.... and that's in for my head for now. Lying back down.

sitting up sucks.
lying down sucks.

not gonna lie, just don't want to be awake right now, but sleeping's hard.

Everything hurts right now. Not "stabby pains in my everywhere." Just... the low-grade ache that makes being a physical being with a body unpleasant. I want to go back to being an algorithm in a textbook, please.

Dude, Medium, what the hell?

I log into your website to read an article, you give me the first paragraph and a message saying "pay money to see the rest of this article! you're at your limit for free stories this month!"

I log out, and the whole article is free on your site.

Smash Capitalism.

I just got a phone call that didn't respond when I picked up and said "hello," so I hung up and called back. When the person on the other end answered, I said I was returning their phone call, and they said "no thank you" and hung up on me.

Searched for the phone number online, and it's for an evangelical Chinese church with one star on Yelp. WTF?

I tried to move and thought I was going to fall over. and I was sitting down.

body kinda hurts. Not bad, just achy.

Stomach was really upset last night, badly. Not great this morning.

WFH has already become sick time today. Not a good start to the day.

Shit Electric Keet Says 

"Applejack is the member of the Mane Six most likely to survive the profession of horse."

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