... and no, that isn't a joke. The poor rep was clearly calling from a foreign call center and didn't know how to handle the business-account-at-home situation I had, but he'd been instructed to act like an American native to get better results from folks, so he was gamely trying to parse "Transliminal" as somebody's name.
I just got a phone call that didn't respond when I picked up and said "hello," so I hung up and called back. When the person on the other end answered, I said I was returning their phone call, and they said "no thank you" and hung up on me.
Searched for the phone number online, and it's for an evangelical Chinese church with one star on Yelp. WTF?
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