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Work Venting 

I vetted and talked with literally 20 different development groups to find 3 good potential fits for an upcoming project; one is too expensive, one dropped the ball in a seriously bad way and one was perfect in every way with a quoted price that's half of my best expectations AND they've worked with our company before with rave reviews.

Feedback from my team: "I don't like just picking from a pool of one. Can't we get some other dev groups to compare against?

Me: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Let's destroy capitalism together starting with all the call centers

For those of you lamenting the announcement that Microsoft is killing off paint.exe:

Here's an alternative which adds some sorely missing features to MS Paint and still retains a relatively small footprint: getpaint.net/

"I spoke with NoMoreMondays campaign director Mawr today who explained that they believe Mondays should forever be a mandatory day of rest. Not for any specifically religious purpose, but rather, and I quote, 'Because Fuck Mondays'. This is Patricia Hardcheese reporting live from Awoo.space. Back to you, Morgan."

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Petition to cancel Mondays

Let's get this on the ballot- make Mondays a holiday forever

On second thought, do not adult; it's a trap

Why Monday is required to being awake this is h*cking bullshit

I'm a plush
I'm a squid
I'm a kid
But all soft
(and maybe a little ink saturated ^^)

Yeah yeah yeah SPLATOOOON :D

Splatoon 2 is good and also bad, but in good ways. :D

"Foxes blush to *incite*. They do it when they realize you're noticing them, and want you to notice them *more*."
I feel so called out right now -- in the best way.

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Segmentation fault (core dumped)

see Dr gender eye 

I think I want a bar sounds with the either

@mawr SUCCESS!! This was a pain. The 3.5mm female audio jack is stereo, and the mic is mono, and the wires are super super thin and braided together. D:

I Converted the stereo 3.5mm jack to mono, then carefully got the thing soldered together.

Once together, a 4 post 3.5mm splitter to mic and headphones, manage the cables, then use a 4 post 3.5mm cable to plug into any compatible device. Voi la! Headset!

I wasn't as granular on this because this was a lot more frustrating. XD

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@mawr After taking some time to practice with the female 3.5mm jacks, it's time for part 2.

I'm nervous about this one, wish me luck!

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