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@mawr @vahnj @starkatt Is it suggestive at all, a kobold sitting in a chair that's probably about the right size to /be/ a dragon's egg? :-P
(I don't mean in a naughty way, more like a kobold going "Hi, hello, I'm just a smol drak.")

this is a shoutout to everyone who stopped wondering what mastodon is for, and now just use it as an ordinary everyday thing

congratulations

you figured it out

Thanks for the feedback, frens! <3

This is the final design- just sent it off to Sticker Guy to get 500 of 'em printed up. ^^

I don't like how the attribution text looks, but everything else I'm really happy with.

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I've largely spent today being very unproductive work-wise but pretty productive personally >..>

I revised a sticker design to make it more visually appealing. What do you think, frens? 1st pic is the old design, second pic is the new one.

Quote spotted on Tumblr: "I may be a failure but at least I'm not The Emoji Movie."

the best reason we have for exploring space is that it may contain a potentially infinite number of cute queer furries. i think neil degrasse tyson said that

My favorite gender of the day: Expensive Italian imported industrial espresso machine

*a managerial type plush points their tube arm at a whiteboard* "As you can see here, we need to synergize our collaborative efforts to better spearhead the development of our primary goals for this quarter, and…. why do I feel so warm and fuzzy all of a sudden."

*they blink, then shrug*

"Anyway, all in favor of moving forward with this initiative, please paff the table with your big paffy paws."

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I wonder if I can somehow change all the other people on this conference call into ✨💖plush animals💖✨ with some kind of save-the-world ray

Walk up in the club like 

What up I got a stoned duck

What's up folks this is Mawr here with another toot for you all to enjoy so let's get to it!

I'm a plush

Thanks for watching and as always remember to like, comment and subscribe for more great conte-*tackled*

logistics. synergy. group policy, internalities, externalities. [banging on table] solutions! deliverables!

[raising voice, flinging small objects] WORKFLOW MODELS, DIAGRAMS, MINDSHARE

[throws chair through window, screams through it to the outside world] SYNERGYYYYYY

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