Awooest Mawr @mawr@awoo.space

Gender is a public menace and should be locked up for inciting hate crimes. >:|

I'm finally starting to acclimatize to Seattle weather. It's like 66ºF (18ºC) outside and I'm wearing a long sleeve blouse and sitting in the shade and not freezing???

...Might be the weight I've gained >..>;

Hey is there anyone in the Seattle area who wants to go down to see the Eclipse?

I'm thinking of trying to drive it, and figured the more we group together, the less cars will be on the road, right?

I've got 3 empty seats in my car.

I mean, seriously. Which one of you was this

Did I mention that I love this game

9 of cups.

I take so many of the comforts in my life for granted, and today I want to at the very least acknowledge that.

There's a really small part of me that would be happy to see the anti-protest laws put into place in all the red states, so when the anarcho-socialist revolution comes, the police are required to beat back the protesting fascists by their own stupid laws.

I know that's bad, but It's something of a silver lining at least. X3

"It's a beautiful day in Seattle," they said while staring out the window from the living room where they've been drinking mimosas and playing Splat2n.

Friend: If there was a mawr exhibit at the zoo, what would they feed them?

Mawr: Sushi, probably :9

Mawr: And tater tots

@mawr bacon pancakes!

🎼 Makin' pancakes, Mak'in bacon pancakes!🎶
♫ you take some bacon and you put it in a pancake ♩
🎶Bacon pancakes, that's what I'm gonna make ♪
🎵Bacon pancaaaaaaaaaakes! ♬

Mawr: *Talking with @kelseyhusky

Siri on iPad: *listening noise*

Mawr: "SIRI, NO ONE ASKED YOU A GOTDAMNED THING."

Siri: "/Fine./"

I've been thinking about the racial pride argument that circles of racists-in-denial like to make.

If a black person has "black pride," they are commendable.
If a white person has "white pride," they are a bigot.

Why? Because being black in a country like the US puts you at a disadvantage due to systemic (and sometimes blatant) racism. Being proud of being black is being proud of your ability to overcome that which white folks are granted by default.

*mic drop*

I'm a😴snoozy✨plush✨

please to give 💖snugs💖

How does it work that I'm mentally and emotionally exhausted and yet physically wide awake?

Like, how does that happen. I couldn't force myself to sleep right now but I'm kind of operating on autopilot because all of my other systems are operating on emergency reserve power.

Filing a bug report and my 2,582,429th request for an RMA on this broken meat body.