Awooest Mawr @mawr@awoo.space
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Dragony plush thing! Friendly, non-binary, anarcho-syndicalist, ace.
Check out @mawr for my public account.
Joined May 2017
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So when I found out about Smaug lizards my first reaction was "same"
https://mastodon.social/media/tPWTBKfVKtKxmsrt9Zw
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:awoo: :awoo:
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"Drone #0391: Your front facing cranial display is exhibiting what appears to be numerous artifacts. Are you overheating?"
"Your concern is valued but misplaced, Drone #2093. I am functioning within parameters. I simply have 'Resting Glitch Face'."
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A friend of mine just asked how my day was going, and my response was
"Like a clown car on fire barreling out of control towards a fireworks factory"
That mental image has just dramatically improved my day. XD
*honk-a honk-a AWOOGA*
SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!
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Transphobia, deadnaming, emergency,
HEY! If anyone has /any/ LGBTQ legal contacts in California PLEASE MESSAGE ME. A trans woman is about to be cremated in a suit, under her dead name, contrary to her own wishes. Three hours, best thing we can get is an injunction. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST
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@mawr Your fursona is a salem-colored Speckled Cape Tortoise.
@FursonaAssignment give me a fursona
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#meta #tea: Remember, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, that machine that "invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea"?
Only decades after reading that, in an office in another country, did I first meet an older British "tea" machine. It could, in theory, produce chocolate, coffee, or tea; but invariably delivered a cupful of brown liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike any of them.
And I said, "Oh THAT'S what he meant."
Fascism in the Workplace
My company's InfoSec group just put this MOTD in place for all users SSHing into our private internal dev server.
What possible benefit could result from this blatant fascist scare tactic? I just can't understand why companies so frequently treat their employees like criminals.
These sorts of messages are effectively microaggressions against those most negatively affected by late stage capitalism. They hurt the soul in a similar way.
@neonNeptunian Iridescent is my favorite kind of descent :D
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Anarchists: So most of the work force fucked off to fight WWII and we still fed and clothed everyone and made bombs and boats and planes... Then they came back and we still think 8 hours is necessary?
Me: *mind blown*
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What if a 4 hour work day...
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Was remembering the time I was stuck in traffic in DC, and got so frustrated, I HOWLED in rage and bit my steering wheel.
Cop beside me just stared as I shrieked and chewed my steering wheel. I wish I knew what he'd been thinking.
Best part: I was wearing my Navy Dress whites at the time.
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@mawr "Three-phase Electro-motive Force Conduit!" "Electron Firehose!" "Freddy Killowatt!" "Sparky!"
... yeah, it's the mains up here, too. <.<
- Pronouns
- They/She
- Location
- Seattle
Dragony plush thing! Friendly, non-binary, anarcho-syndicalist, ace.
Check out @mawr for my public account.
Joined May 2017
