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why is today #vore day? i'm glad you asked! like many of these days celebrated by the pixiv community, there's a pun behind it! the japanese term for vore is marunomi 丸呑み, which literally means "swallowing (nomi 呑み) whole (maru 丸)". but maru 丸 also means "circle", and nomi のみ also means "only; nothing but", and 8/8 is the only date whose digits can be written with nothing but circles! it even sounds like "ate ate" too!

affectionate noises 

okay but like

also when i get back

imma smooch all of you u3u;;;;
(ok those that want it but like
SMOOCHES)

I hope your day treats you well today!

Maybe if you're feeling down, like, get yourself something tasty to drink.

Some kind of blended, thick beverage.

Possibly with mango.

Just suggestin'.

drink, intoxicants, horrible ideas 

at some point, as a horrible thing

i wish to make bhang lassi, which is a yogurt-and-milk smoothie
which is cannabis infused

and then also mango lassi
to wash it down

because MANGO SMOOTHIES DARNIT

Hey you. You're spiffy, did you know that? 💜

I hope you have a super nice day!

Good morning, soft awoo'ers.

You've done a good job making it through the week. Just a little longer, okay?

It's Friday, and that means (for most, at least) that you can rest tomorrow.

I hope you too can find the chance to rest and relax. You deserve it.

💜

As always,

may you dream of wonders
and know you are so very loved.

💜

Here, in case you're having a downer sort of day, just listen to Bill Wurtz doing a 'music video' about...nothing really i guess whatever it's charming

youtube.com/watch?v=KUs1Popfd8

birdsite link, interesting weather 

Thunder and drizzle and sun, all in a single moment.

Huh. n..n

twitter.com/chromaticCorona/st

@mawr @neonNeptunian If you want to tease the ott,
You must boop it!
When boopin's all you got,
You must boop it!
The booper calls to you --
You must boop it!
Now you've got a booper too!
Because you booped it!

Now boop it
On their face
Boop it up
In space
Boop lightly
Boop firm!
Try to prevent it
It makes them squirm!
To boop it
Boop it good

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

*gigglefit* 💜 💜 💜

SOTN 

👨: Die, 👿, you don't belong in this 🗺!
🦇: It was not by my 🖐 that I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by 👨 who wish to pay me 💵.
👨: 💵? You steal 👨 👻, and make them your slaves!
🦇: The same could be said of all ✝.
👨: Your words are as empty as your 👻! 👨 😷 needs a 👼 such as you!
🦇: What is a 👨? (🍷 💥) A 😢 💩 of secrets! But enough talk! ⚔

iiiiii dont got no work

m'just gonna boop on my drum all daaaay

((that last bit is somewhat tongue-in-cheek))

((I'm glad y'all are enjoying my nonsense.

Hi! You! You're cool. And deserve to feel good about yourself. 💜 ))

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