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We had another state-wide alarm drill today (sirens and everything) and the cell broadcast system actually worked this time, yay!

I think they used the "real alert / end of the world is imminent" category instead of a test alert... but good to know it works, I guess!

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Friendly Reminder für alle Lautstärkesensiblen wie mich: heute um 11 Uhr ist Warntag in NRW und euer Smartphone wird vermutlich sehr laut Alarm schlagen. Bereitet euch darauf vor.

new mattress arrived! wish I didn't have to work because it's comfy and I wanna take a long nap now

can anyone tell me what a red flag with a red bird rising inside a dark (black?) circle stands for?

Not super fond of DuckDuckGo testing a LLM trained on Wikipedia but it looks like they're at least being more careful about it spreadprivacy.com/duckassist-l

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Here’s a random fun fact that just resurfaced in my brain:

The reason firehouses have poles was originally because horses can climb up stairs but can’t climb down again.

The horses that would pull the fire wagon would be stabled on the ground floor, and the hay loft would be upstairs. Horses would find their way up the stairs and were not only an impediment to fast deployment but just a whole bunch of trouble to get down again.

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I love SimCity 2000, I love Cities: Skylines, but come onnnnnn it's been over 30 years since the genre started

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I dream of a city building sim that actually lets me solve traffic! Let me build walkable neighborhoods! Let me build bike lanes and ban SUVs! Let me build massive underground bike parking garages! How are have city builder games still not recovered from SimCity abstracting people as cars and removing parking lots because they made the game less fun

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there's something about doing non-gaming stuff on a Wii that modern TV-connected devices can't replicate

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TIL you used to be able to order takeout from your Wii and someone made that channel work again in 2022 youtu.be/TJU2b5oh7bI

I really dig this wallpaper (via twitter.com/chamchamshia/status/1631534013805633536)

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I did something fun this week: I made a typewriter simulator!

It ended up being more complex than it seemed. You can overtype, rotate paper, set margins, use Wite-Out, change ribbons… Let me know what you make!

(Desktop only so far.) shifthappens.site/typewriter/

food, vegetarian 

it's still soup season

(it's always soup season but it's definitely winter temps)

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(goal met!!!) asking for money help 

hello!

i need $80 to order groceries, $60 for medical weed, and $35 for my phone bill ($175 total)

currently unemployed and in the process of applying for disability

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

liberapay: liberapay.com/v4nt4bl4ck

and to help with laser hair removal here's my gofundme (goes towards separate total): gofund.me/aa09f716

thank you so much 🖤

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

honestly I think I'll pass because it doesn't look bad enought to be fun

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