shork @noiob@awoo.space

it's about as bad as you expect, you just watch someone play Angel of Darkness and sometimes get to decide what to do

I am pleased to announce that I now own the Tomb Raider DVD game (https://www.wikiraider.com/index.php/Lara_Croft_Tomb_Raider:_The_Action_Adventure_DVD_Game)

every time I hear about people using gdocs for actual work it scares me

like, desktop word processing software isn't great either but at least it doesn't give you a "sorry, this doesn't actually work" popup when you right click > copy

:/

sorry I forgot what I was going to say

it's called "the Medium" because no hardware can run it on High

size comparison

it… baby

*logs into the internet* computers, amirite? *logs off*

The Wii U just got an update to version 5.5.5, doesn't seem like they fixed any exploits https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/1436/p/429/c/188

might fuck around and evolve into a crab

oh god I just learnt about this British educational television series aimed at children who learn German, "Hallo aus Berlin" https://youtu.be/GN85U6thjMQ

I'm so glad noclip exists and will continue to exist https://youtu.be/lX1uIFaOHMw

it's a weird limitation of Android Splitscreen multitasking that it doesn't let you switch the top app without leaving the mode

wait, what the heck is wrong with the Return key in this picture

remember, before starting to type, rest your fingers in the default position