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daily "fuck ms teams" post 

I'm too used to emoji shortcodes so every time I try to type :shrug: I get jumpscared by :s getting replaced with 😟

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> salesperson for a new ISP rings my doorbell incessantly
> i open
> they say they have a fast broadband connection
> i ask if it's actually fiber or coax again
> they don't understand
> i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining the difference between fiber and coax
> they laugh and respond "it's good broadband, ma'm"
> i subscribe with an 18 month contract
> it's coax again

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I installed the PWA in fucking Edge now because hopefully they actually tested that one but we're off to a great start with it not recognizing my good webcam at all

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leave it to MS teams to have me start off the work day incredibly frustrated. how hard can it be to just… have my microphone working

I just realized I've built a fully electrified rail network in a scenario where I don't have electric engines available 🤦

I wonder how hard an OpenTTD server is to run 🤔

I know my passenger travel is vastly unprofitable but I run that one for political reasons

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you may not like it, but this is what peak "watching little trains go" performance looks like

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Wenn ihr beruflich Software/Firmware/Gateware schreibt und alle Kolleg*innen deutsch können, welche Sprache nutzt ihr für:
externe Doku wie (Text-)Dokumente neben dem Code, Wikis, etc.
(#umfragetweet 3/3)

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Wenn ihr beruflich Software/Firmware/Gateware schreibt und alle Kolleg*innen deutsch können, welche Sprache nutzt ihr für:
Kommentare und Doku (auch Doxygen u.ä.) in Code und Versionsverwaltung
(#umfragetweet 2/3)

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Wenn ihr beruflich Software/Firmware/Gateware schreibt und alle Kolleg*innen deutsch können, welche Sprache nutzt ihr für:
frei wählbare Bezeichnungen im Code
(Umfrage 1/3)

for some reason Sony released an update to the alpha 6xxx kit lens in 2023
not complaining I just think it's weird

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A friend of mine is looking for a position as a Rust (preferred) or C/C++ dev in France. They are fluent in English and German, and learning French. The business language should therefore be English

Any recommendations?

:BoostOK:
#fediHire

my neighbors have decided that 10am on a Saturday is a great time to be drilling, actually. fml

great, iTunes forgot about my iPod so I guess we're re-syncing 650 songs

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