Pastelbat @pastelbat@awoo.space

@bird@nulled.red @masklayer *flops heavily, having just installed an SSD in the same mounting as their standard HDD*

..Oh. Maybe I dun a bad not installing that in a seperate bracket after all.. >.<

@orb_warded_kor_warlord@wubrg.social ohgosh this would be evil as heck in a combo deck

@hokaze@queer.af also watch out for my upcoming Urban Fantasy/Action series "Squirrel Hunter"

@hokaze@queer.af a decision tree where every possible political scenario leads to the inevitable conclusion "strip naked and become a nomadic Squirrel-Hunter"

@hokaze@queer.af I pity the future etymology historian who pieces that together, devoting the rest of their academic career to trying to work out the cultural context

@theoutrider Ahhhh! ✨

Was trying to remember other sour (sour-bitter, anyway) alternatives, and

Brain: "Quinoa Juice!"

Like.. I can see how you got there (Quinine is the sour-bitter component of Tonic Water), but.. No. Definitely not drinking 'Quinoa Juice'

Though I'm sure I could sell the idea to a startup and someone would

I really love grapefruit juice (and anything super sour tbh <3), and only recently found a shop that sells it (rather than sugary 'juice drink's or some other mix)

So I finally have some..! But then remember I can't drink it with my current meds. >_<

Forbidden juice.. *paws at*

@theoutrider ahhh, adorable

The worst possible example of Strange Loop recursion

"Why do I even say 'why this' anyway? How did that become a standard part of my vocabulary?"
"It's from a Madoka Magicka parody thread. From 2011.."
"No.."
"From 4chan.."
"No!"
"..From /a/"
*sobbing*

I accidentally sleepy-skimmed a bunch of articles on linguistics before morning meds

And now my brain is stuck mangling half-digested language concepts with Dragon's Dogma NPC callouts

"Wolves, Arisen! Their kind ill like Subject-Verb-Object propositions!"

Why this

@Doggo Have you tried "Cook, Serve, Delicious!"? It's a (very) fast/hectic one of the latter-sort, putting together food (and other restaurant tasks) while taking orders.

Is quite old by game/sale-pricing standards now (and wasn't particularly expensive to start with iirc), so should be easy to find a deal on somewhere if it seems like it'd appeal.

@Doggo This sounds like an A+ plan!

Huh, I did not realise part of the traditional Chicken Tikka marinade was dahi (kinda yoghurt?).

I think British takeaways have probably skewed my expectations somewhat.

@Doggo your shroomdogs were far more adorable than Sainsbury's

Like, 900% more adorable at least

Once care gets sorted I won't have to rely on supermarket readymeals for 90% of my food.. I'll be able to dictate my own ready meals! (having care people batch-cook stuff)

No one bat should have all this power

Okay but

How does "Vegetable Tikka Masala" work

Surely Vegetable Tikka would just be vegetables roasted on a kebab stick*.

Truly an etymological food-shopping crisis to rival The Shroomdog Incident in its ramifications

Vegetarian food seems to cause a lot of those.

(* Bits with no bones in, but most vegetables are polite enough not to grow any in the first place)