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Remember that Doctor Who episode where "The whole of time is being compressed!!!!!" and it was literally

-Ancient Egypt
-Romans
-Winston Churchill
- Dinosaurs

That's basically British History education in a nutshell (except we never got the dinosaurs).

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Gosh Murderous Pursuits is great, I really hope it only goes from strength to strength

I can't wait for the ability to invite friends to public games. .w.

Chronic Pain Joking, Lost In Space 

I haven't seen the Netflix ver, but I was at the right age for the movie (it had cool fighter-ship & alien designs, don't judge me).

And

I still remember the unsellable toy Alien-Dr-Smith. I never bought one, but you could press his belly in the toystore and he'd say "Ohhhh the pain" each time. Just that 1 voiceline over and over.

Ohhhh the pain
Ohhhh the pain
Ohhhh the pain
Ohhhh the pain

I still remember that toy *all the time* 20yrs on, because 💯 mood

*fly-by wingwave*

Hiiiiiiiiiiii~

*flails in mid-air, regains balance, lands ungracefully on a branch*

..Nailed it

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birdsite link. maid uniforms, skateboarding 

holy shit twitter.com/suzusiro333/status

i... I love this for some reason.

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An oldie but a goodie: The Case of the 500-Mile Email:

"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."

"What's the problem?" I asked.

"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.

I choked on my latte. "Come again?"

"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."

ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail

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huh
steam is giving away copies of Crusader Kings 2
how about that
store.steampowered.com/app/203

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Cromkobol pet the awoojoos

(A-am I memeing right..?)

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crow doesn't want me to post these socks with smug ass sharks on them

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LB I want to use it as an album cover dot jay peg

Oh, bugger

I thought my left wheelchair tire had a puncture

After checking, the only part that's leaking is.. The presta* valve. (I always get those two confused)

Welp, I tried repair, now it's definitely a 'replace' =w=

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Happy Equinox, everybody! Spring is here, or Autumn, take your pick!

If you're in the Northern Hemisphere, please do not pick Autumn, terrible terrible things will happen to the Earth's axial tilt. Likewise if you're in the Southern, please do not pick Spring. Choose your seasons responsibly!

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