Pastelbat @pastelbat@awoo.space
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An important thing!
If red emergency cords in disabled bathrooms are tangled or tied up, they can’t be reached by someone on the floor who’s fallen and needs help!
#Mastoart
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aesthetic: doodles made by tech reviewers trying to illustrate what professional artists might do on a tablet while reviewing ipads
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Hello, everyone
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FYI -- 2019 accidentally shipped prematurely and contains a LOT of bugs. these will be patched once the devs return from vacation.
here are just some known bugs:
🐞 all cheese currently tastes like the color red.
🐞 incorrectly loading textures has turned your favorite top into a stained Big Dog t-shirt.
🐞 baseball even more boring.
🐞 cap removed on horniness value, meaning you can get so incredibly hornt it crashes the local server.
🐞 dogs now capable of speech (maybe not a bug?).
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Cat pics are the apex predators of the attention economy
Overwatch
I completed the placement matches for Comp in the 3 days before the season ends, because some mixture of boredom and masochism. 5/10 wins playing with total randoms is honestly more than I was expecting, but it seems like the playerbase is big enough and the algorithms are solid enough to keep randos and precons mostly separated (at my level, anyway).
For the next few hours, I have an arbitrary number and a shiny medal beneath my portrait! ..Then it resets.
Insert 'tears in rain' speech here..?
I'm listening to An Edible History of Humanity at the moment
And it's good so far, but whenever the narrator says "Researchers" I hear "Beserkers"
This accent/recording/brain combination leads to some very confusing sentences
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When I forget something it doesn’t mean
-it wasn’t important
-I don’t care
-my enthusiasm about the thing was a lie.
It does mean
-I have memory issues bc ND/fatigue
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tfw EDF's fake Japanese architecture is nicer and more sensible than real British architecture
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overwatch shitpost
Mercy is just a necromancer with good PR send toot
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broke: naming your kid Dorian and giving their siblings perfectly ordinary names
woke: naming your kid Dorian and giving them exactly six siblings named Lydian, Ionian, Mixolydian, Aeolian, Phrygian and Locrian
There was an *excellent* MLP amv of this song (Twilight Sparkle/Applejack) but it appears to have disappeared from the internet entirely
Thankfully I was such a nerd in 2014 or whatever (and still am) that I have a copy saved on an old hard drive
Doing my bit to preserve the cultural treasures of humanity
Also: Aristocats, Lady and the Tramp, Robin Hood, etc
There are a lot of 'rich girl goes slumming it with the poor for a bit' Disney stories when you think about it
The fact there is no AMV of Aladdin set to "Common People" by Pulp is definitive proof that the internet still has a long way to go
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when you run out of basslines is that an 808 error
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