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a WOLF ATE Jerma985 from CryptoCurrency Firm COINBASE
"Wolf Eats Famous Streamer Jerma"

get ready for the news get ready for the FUCKIN news here's your daily up-load of information

@noiob oh that whoops even harder
epaper is legit... just the tech behind it is neat. super efficient energy-wise

sometimes when im reading something i'll start speaking what i'm reading under my breath just to make sure my head is keeping up with my eyes

there needs to be more content of people being righteous in their love for themselves i think. its really easy to get lost in the bad buzz lately but FUCK that, you can't save the world and leave yourself out of the equation
love you and love others, folks. if you're not into love that's fine, mutual appreciation is cool too

@avie just a cavalcade of potato facts and miscellany

potatoes drive the future!

ill be frank folks, if i had to eat potatoes for the rest of my natural life, i probably would. potatoes are great. give em a little oil, toss em in the pan, make you some crispy things i dont know the name of. DAMN!!! big fan of potatoes

i dont capitalise random words in the things i say because of my autism. i capitalise random words in the things i say because it's funny

so my parents run a pub and they had a few leftovers that i... well, i recycled
they had a bunch of indian snacks as well as three slices of a very nice quiche and a few sandwich quarters that i was very happy to gnaw on
i know it's not really food-hygeinic but like... those things aren't gonna last overnight, man. 2 hours at room temp and they should be tossed.

leaves plenty of time for mystery interlopers such as myself, and then i can refrigerate them for my evil schemes (eating)

@monorail understandable! personally i would put milk in cubes for optimal stacking, packing and volume

@monorail oh yeah i mean i acknowledge that, it's like a pizza cutter but for milk bags

i can't say i've had bagged milk though. like what's the benefit over hard plastic? is it just more recycleable or, whats goin on

never feel bad for laughing at your own jokes. dopamine is a grind and sometimes you gotta make some yourself

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