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i think it's great that we're getting progressive in our terminology regarding gendered terms but i gotta say not much love has been given to hitpeople. gender neutrality in the contract killing industry is of utmost importance to me

churro

i have never eaten churros. i have seen them and know they are delicious but i have never eaten one. i would like to eat one next christmas

hey you probably dont know me if youre reading this and youre just out there and dont follow me but i just wanted to make sure you knew that i'm just a sort of animal. real creature, the kind you wanna ruffle around the neck and tell em they're good. that sorta shit. i'm just a beast and that's alright

@gardevoir lifehack
also consider putting on thousands of hats to clip player collision geometry with the world and launch yourself long distances

people think baggy suits and ties are out of vogue but i beg to differ. i mean i'm not a suit wearer but that shit looks surprisingly sharp and comfortable
i mean i get the current vogue is very much to-the-skin but come on, those baggy suits were what careers were made of. kickass detectives n shit

i wanna look at bees
please send me your best bee pics

my birthday is a wonderful time of year because i know fall comes after and then winter, and i love winter

@noiob amogus reminds me of those fucked up memetic kill agents in scp

thank you based micheal jackston for this cup of wated

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