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a treat, a treat... a little treat just for nougat

something a lotta people dont quite appreciate until you're really given perspective is how big numbers can be when re[resented with real things. like, about the time you turn thirty years old, you've lived a billion seconds; there's about 9 million people living in London compared to the ~70 million people in the UK; and you only see about 5,000 stars in the night sky on a good day, whereas there's a literally uncountable number of stars just kinda out there

big numbers are kinda wack

good morning. as im sure we all know, it is time to download

for some reason i can't bear drinking water. water's taste is just so offputting to me, it sometimes makes me nauseous. this isn't normal i think and i should probably stop drinking so much soda

good morning everyone. im still in disbelief that hbomberguy looks like he does now

mad science: using my vast knowledge of USB's standardisation to connect a On-The-Go adapter, a SATA>USB connector, a power bank and a tablet to a hard drive

and then have it work

nougat does not love them at all
the tragic world of haribo

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i have definitely grown tired of gummy candy. like, i just prefer foam candies, gummies are just so incredibly present across the palette that i find them overwhelming

i also picked up a massive bag of jelly bean misshapes / rejects and some of them were good but a few of them were absolutely vile and i felt like i was eating detergent

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as i grow older i become wiser and gain knowledge

... such as, er, that you can buy candy tubs for a fraction of the pick and mix markup, like i once bought 2kg of foam bananas for like £10 and i was eating foam bananas for weeks, and i never got sick of them because foam bananas totally fuck

reminded suddenly of the "What!" brand of generic products that offered like... usually mid-range items at low-range prices. like i remember they carried these jelly beans i loved but after they rebranded to The Range or were bought out or whatever they stopped carrying them. i do love my jelly beans

me :ms_loud_cry:
me when i remember i have titanfall 2 installed on computer :ms_steam_train:

minecraft patch 1.22

+ added a small bug related to the Post Office quest; users may experience this as intended
~ considered removing all instances of the letter T
- removed all instances of the letter C instead
+ added arithmetic: players may now hire Villagers or Billagers with the [MATHMAKER] tag using the Command Console to write down numbers and add them together. adding is currently supported, other operations coming soon!
~ wood
+ added flesh to cows as they originally did not have any

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minecraft hotfix note 1.21.1

+ reduced nobility among men to properly representthe working class, but only among Billagers (villagers unaffected)
+ added Mountain Dew cross-promotion. we forgot to add it last time, sorry
- removed The Sea That Was A Man
+ added forbidden knowledge
+ added seas again

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minecraft patch notes 1.21

+ added The Sea That Was A Man
- removed any and all concepts pertaining to paper as a precaution against 'book reading' and 'librarions'
~ adjusted town spawn sizes in a way we won't describe here just to piss you off
+ added mystery and vengeance
+ re-recorded cave sounds, full adjustment matrix engaged
- removed jelly, we know it was a long time coming but it was worth it
~ cake now has 23 slices and can be eaten exclusively by skeletons
+ added tuna fish

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minecraft patch notes 1.20

+ added Mineliquid, a distinct beast from the standard minecraft liquids
~ modified Ender Dragon spawn timer to be in time with YMCA by Village People (on the big drop)
+ added Billagers
+ added SCORPIOS [Specialist]
~ tweaked existing villagers to respond more dynamically to emotional situations
- removed seas entirely as some players complained of resemblance to urban legends regarding the game Minecraft (unknown)
- added trees
+ removed The Tree That Was A Man

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