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So, today, we got something from a vending machine. It should have given us $0.25 in change, but instead it gave us three small screws. ???

Yesterday I came out as a trans woman to a friend, and they responded by coming out as nonbinary right back at me.

I feel like we both deserve some kind of queer merit badge.
🎖️ :heart_trans:

I am ALL ABOUT my bullshit.

throwin' shit around about how I think the world is, as if it's some grand wisdom I'm sharing.

And like yeah I think it's pretty good but it's still just my bullshit :)

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social there's almost certainly gonna be a couple weeks in July and August where you'll want it.

I have worn makeup ~never but yesterday I learned you can buy a stick to rub on your face and make it glittery and this is something I need in this life.

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posting to remind myself: get a cosmetics glitter stick.

Not enough people know about the legendary Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus

zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

Last night, I was chatting with someone new and they asked what kind of stuff I do for fun. I was able to answer "I make various kinds of art, sometimes" and feel like I was telling the truth. That was nice :)

The spaceship landed. An alien emerged.
"Hi," it said. "Um. I wrote a note, but..."
It held out a crate of plums.
"For your ice box. Sorry."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Sometimes I wonder what kind of food people would make if they had all of the same basic ingredients but none of the accrued cultural knowledge.

I bet it would be pretty wild.

Please help

Someone just stole my bag in Paris with my only estradiol

Does anyone here have estradiol or anything they could share with me???

I’m in a total panic

Please help please retoot

Thank you so much

Provenance spoilers probably 

tiny brain: respecting the declaration of independence

normal brain: stealing the declaration of independence

expanding brain: attempting to steal your space nation declaration of independence

Galaxy Brain: stealing your forged space declaration of independence because it's the only visible way to maintain planetary sovereignty

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