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This apartment we're renovating has nothing in it but a five-pound bucket of protein powder.

PROTIEN.

Forecast high of 85-90F and I'm gonna be spending big chunks of my day fucking around in attics.

Gonna really earn those last few dollars, I guess.

hello SGDQ, this is noiob with a Twitter Speedrun, the category is milkshake duck%

It makes me so happy that "neutrino telescope" is a real technology we have that's doing real research. It just sounds so improbable.

@rey I've got the whole "raver spirituality" thing real bad :p :D

I'm not sure I've ever danced as hard as I did to that set.

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Oh fuck yeah, turns out my favorite act from last night is actually the host of a weekdaily show I've heard before on C89.5 (local dance/pop/EDM station).

This is someone I DEFINITELY want to see perform again.

soundcloud.com/grazcore

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Hi my name's katt and I feel like I've broken the universe a little.

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The idea that things either Are or Aren't isn't a necessary, inherent feature of the universe. It's a philosophical claim.

One that's been presupposed by an entire culture and canon of philosophical thought, sure. But it's an ideology, not a conclusion.

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Asking "is magic real?" is an inherent misunderstanding of what both "magic" and "real" are.

Yes. No. Either. Both. It's missing the point.

(Same for "god(s)")

Lying on the floor because it's fractionally cooler down here.

Right now at this cafe we are watching on ESPN2 -- and I am not making this up -- the American Cornhole Championship.

Says @KawaSeadrake : "I can't believe an audience member clocked me as a furry right away."

Me: "sweetie, you're wearing a pet collar."

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Wonderful moment at the show last night:

Singer: "It's way too hot in here, let's maybe relax for a bit. Let's all sit down for this one."

And then they and the bassist went to sit in the middle of the stage, and the audience of probably 50-100 people all followed suit. We listened to the whole song from the floor.

unrelated reminder that the UK metal festival Bloodstock had to ask performers to not swear during stage banter because if the wind is right the audio carries a mile and a half to a nearby WW1 memorial graveyard

and apparently while music just sounds like white noise at that distance, someone shouting "ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING GOOD TIME YOU BASTARDS" over the PA is recognisable and so they had some complaints

@emanate If you read it we can talk about it and then hey, bam, we made a book club!!

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