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Me: I've never actually been seriously harassed for my gender or sexuality, so... time for some survivor's guilt and questioning of my legitimacy.

Me: oh wait there was the entire freshman year of highschool. nvm.

I want to fall asleep to the sound of giant, scaly wings.

sads 

oh wait, joke's on me, that last toot was just another version of doing that.

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sads 

maybe... I should learn better coping strategies than figuring out which person closest to me is around and messaging them with my problems.

I just finished season 4 of Bojack Horseman.

It's a brilliant show wrapped within a shitty show. The brilliant show is honest, heartfelt, kind, and has genuinely good satire. The shitty show that contains it juvenile and often borderline unwatchable.

So, uh, yeah.

Used to live in the desert, where massive thunderstorms were a regular thing :)

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it doesn't thunderstorm very often in seattle and I am Super Into It when it does.

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Maybe I should get a tattoo of the eclipse? That could look really, really cool.

tired: [enjoying a song] this is my jam
wired: [pointing at a jar of fruit preserve] this is my jam
inspired: [gesturing at goo/slime datefriend] this is my jam

maybe the title of dril is passed down from shitposter to shitposter in secret. it was never one person to begin with, just a nom de guerre, a specter of the ideal to which we all aspire

do you ever think about what D&D monsters feel like to pet

i bet basilisks really love being scratched on the neck and have really rough scales- kind of imagining like what a snake feels like when it's in the middle of shedding but all over

what kind of fur do bugbears have?? longer fur that looks great when shampooed? they are probably fun to pet. gnolls too

The three stages of every City Skylines game:

- Help I have no money and have to keep waiting around for my city to grow

- Tons of cash, lots of opportunities, going around fixing/expanding & generally solving problems (fun)

- Drowning in traffic.

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Trying to play cities skylines but it keeps crashing :(

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