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Today is the only day in history when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.

Today is the end of all 90s kids. The seal is broken.

what do you call jokes about glass eyes 

vitreous humor

I learned about a new weird fish today!
finsunited.co.nz/bite-blog/bow

"The reason they’re called 'guitarfish' is because they resemble the musical instrument… if it was underwater. I mean, if you want to spend the money to throw a guitar into the ocean, you let us know and we'll be there to let you know if this common name is accurate."

I had no idea uranium salts and oxides are colors this pretty

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This was from a side video referencing youtu.be/bl3NamzoFrM

"Refining uranium metal from ore".

@blackle@dev.glitch.social

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"I'd facepalm right now if my hands weren't covered in yellowcake."

I think like 45% of you reading this need this story about the Woolwich Foot Tunnel time anomaly.

portalsoflondon.com/2017/07/02

Thing I lowkey appreciate about this game: your map is just a map, not a GPS. It's not even a very good map. You don't have a compass either. Getting disoriented or even lost is totally a thing that can happen.

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If you played Firewatch and said "y'know, I wish this game had more hiking", The Long Dark may be a game for you :)

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Okay, walking across a lake in The Long Dark and suddenly hearing creaking noises and seeing "WEAK ICE" flashing on the screen in red letters is one of the scariest things I've ever experienced in a videogame.

hey can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kilometer tall chimney in the middle of a 5 kilometer wide greenhouse?

@starkatt just came to mind - FWIW I was pretty sure you were a fox when I saw you at Glowtide despite not knowing I knew you yet

Hmm. Not being easily able to explain what "I'm a fox" means to someone outside of my subculture is an experience that *really* emphasizes how crucial cultural context is to understanding belief systems, especially metaphysical ones.

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