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BARK BARK BARK BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP FUCK THE STATE BARK BARK BARK YIP

- kobolds, literally

okay so is there a multidimensional pythagorean theorem for coming up with a scalar distance between any two genders?

"We're pirates of the seven seas!"
"Which ones?"
"Uh, Mediterranean, Caribbean, the Dead Sea, the South China Sea (but not the North), Hudson Bay, the Sea of Tranquility, and the Holy See."

"...."

"Look, we get around, okay?"

Sex toys lol 

He's so embarrassed to be doing this video, it's amazing.

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Sex toys lol 

YouTuber AvE doing a teardown of a knockoff Magic Wand: "that'll rattle your fillings from downstairs!"

terrible sex joke 

So do speedrunners shout "TIME!" when they cum, or...

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK ah, the lonely mating call of the wild car alarm

I find it remains one of the English language's worst shortcomings that "I empathize with you" and "I did something wrong and wish to apologize" both take the form of "I'm sorry".

(please @ me if there's more of a reason for this, historical or otherwise!)

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So I've noticed that Telegram sticker sets seem to have converged on a specific shade of blue silhouette for Your Character Here, to the degree that the specific label isn't even necessary. That's an interesting bit of emerging semiotics.

How to tell if somebody is a furry without asking: show them a Vornado brand fan and see if they snicker

@blackle@dev.glitch.social hey so I was glancing at your bio and I respect the hell out of "not accepting new follows at this time".

Katt's lighting opinions: 3,000K for living areas, 3,500K for kitchen and bathroom, 2,700K can fuck right off, and 5,000K only for the workshoppiest of workshops MAYBE.

The training dummy claimed I was doing 99% effective chest compressions on my first try, so that's nice.

And yeah even just one minute of that took a ton of energy.

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I sense more classes in my future.

Unfortunately, those will likely be $$$

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So I took a 4-hour CPR/AED/First Aid course and I'm like... uhh, is that it? Every response was like a sentence or two of information. I get the virtue of keeping things as simple as possible but I want to learn *way more*.

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