✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
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Welcome to Mastodon! here we only talk about Mastodon
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Send an AWOO to someone you care about today. It's like a power-hug!
My #brand: I hope you like derivative jokes and existential crises!
I'll be back for more terrible horny on main puns later
Alright you lovely people, stop being so interesting, I'm literally wasting my entire workday.
@BinaryVixen899 It's Relatable Content™️
@Nystre *affirming nod*
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
I'm cold and I'm ashamed
Bound and broken on the floor
You're a little late
I'm already torny on main
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*tailswishes*
If you livestream yourself shaving your entire head you're getting shorny on main.
If you're upset at these jokes, then you're getting scorny on main.
@Nystre It happens frequently, especially when birdsite does something egregious, but I'm not sure what they did to cause the migration this time.
IF YOU'RE A MYTHICAL BEAST WHO POOPS RAINBOWS YOU CAN BE UNICORNY ON MAIN
If eating metal gives you magic powers you can be mistborny on main.
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The Joke: welcome to Mastodon, here's your fursuit and your copy of Das Kapital
Reality: welcome to Mastodon, here's your six alt fursonas, a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, an eight-week course on the programming language of your choice, a tarot deck, some brand spanking new hormones, and a complex geometric sigil you should memorize that will turn into a neural counter-virus so that when the Singularity finally hits we can make sure The Straights don't claim it for themselves
And if you complain about how you just fell down and it really hurts you can be sore knee on main.
@kakyoin aren't we all
kink questions, petplay
@Kuroko I've been gatherin' mah courage.
If you starred in Alien, Aliens, and Galaxy Quest you can be Sigourney on main.
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
