✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space

That last one was pretty stupid

🎶You labelled me, I'll label you! So I dub thee un-vore-given🎶

BODY once told me the world is gonna vore me

Give us your tired, your vore, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free!

Blessed are the vore in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

I promised pics of myself with cat ears and I've delivered.

They're not realistic ears, but they're cute and maybe so am I.

I need to work on my selfie technique. https://awoo.space/media/OoK87sVxSBzFiv-4XNA https://awoo.space/media/0oJgjMuygfcK9wEUM0s

butts

@Sparrow Congrats!

@sanspoint @masklayer @pinesky@mastodon.social I also got hit with, "Well if you're bi and married to a woman, why bother coming out and mentioning it at all? Couldn't you just please hide it and never tell anyone we know ever?" from my parents when I came out and it still hurts. My dad literally asked me to never tell my grandparents because, and I quote, "That's not a conversation that I really want to have with my mom and dad." Thanks, dad.

Anxiously tugging at my beard hairs.

@pinesky@mastodon.social "Mom," I said, "You're straight, right? You're attracted to men?"
"Yes," she replied.
"And are you able to control yourself and not cheat on dad whenever you see an attractive man?"
"Of course I am," she said.
"It's the same with me."
There was an awkward silence.
"I'm sure you're right," she finally said, "But there's a lot of promiscuity in the Gay Community, and it must be hard having feelings you can't satisfy."
I sighed and shook my head. "You're not listening."

@Banco_caramel Ah yes, the two genders

Queer and Attack Helicopter

The hottest take was inside you all along

@mawr Thank you 🤗

@masklayer
Tired: see the 69
Wired: feel the 69
Universe Brain: be the 69
Step 4: ???
Step 5: PROFIT

@vahnj Maybe I'll jokingly respond with, "Make my kids magically sleep through the night, ha ha." It's not a lie, technically.

@masklayer also feels like 69

nice