✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space

Are likes florps yet

Buy one, get one free. To purchase the powers and services of one, you must unshackle another. Mumbled words of power smolder on your tongue and the chains of one curl tightly around your fist. A whiff of sulphur and the chains of another fall to the floor. As the sound of wingbeats fades into the distance, their cackling echoes in your ears. You have bought one at too high a price. And you have allowed another to get free.

@inurashii note: that's not an actual endoresement of MAID, I know it has some crazy problematic stuff in it, I've never played it, I just know it has the craziest tables.

@inurashii You need to roll on the MAID rpg tables, you'll get zanier grass and crazier girls.

AWOOOOOO

please consider:

Robot furries.

Yes or very yes?

@even_more_damned_muteKi a singular opportunity to fuse all your fingers together and create a little webbed appendage.

@even_more_damned_muteKi The kids disappeared, you didn't know what they were doing.

Imagine a MouthSounds smashup using the epic melodrama of Final Fantasy and other JRPG soundtracks. Imagine it.

@even_more_damned_muteKi Do not feel obligated, but she, my 2 year old son, and I loved the album. #mouthmarios

@even_more_damned_muteKi NO NO NOT THE BEES

@even_more_damned_muteKi Currently have my Super Mouthy, Oh Brother favorites on endless repeat right now. Love it.

My daughter requested a Princess Peach song and a kitty/kitty bell song (from Super Mario 3d World), or perhaps a single song about Princess Peach using all the kitty mario items (bells and the kitty car from mariokart 8).

She's four. And she was very specific. I told her I'd ask you.

BEES DON'T CARE WHAT HUMANS THINK

unless you're nic cage

BACK IN BLACK

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