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Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
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Good morning masto, please put me to sleep and take my body to the Sun Chips Place.
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Website owners: if you want people to whitelist your site in their ad blocker, don't say "we rely on ads for funding, please whitelist us :)". Nobody is blocking ads because they WANT to deny you funding.
Instead, say something like:
"We understand why you block ads. We promise never to run flashing, noisy, or intrusive ads. Here's a link to our ad policy (link), which includes instructions on how to report an ad that violates that policy (link)."
I'd whitelist that in a heartbeat.
listening to The Mountain Goats like hymns today
*tired strangled awoo*
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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following:
butts
I have never played Frog Fractions, which... might make me Frog Fractions 2?
Angry political Kyle is angry.
Ronald Reagan, politics
Dear White America: Ronald Reagan's presidency was the embodiment of "Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for some," from The Handmaid's Tale and you have canonized him, deified him, and it makes me sick.
Gonna need to listen to more Alan Watts.
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old people complaining about young people drive me nuts
sub/dom kink question
Other than lots of communication with your partner, how did you learn to be a sub / dom / top / bottom / kinky in general? How did you learn what you liked? how did you find out about stuff you wanted to try? What resources are out there that you feel are trustworthy and safe?
I want to learn about your experience in exploring and understanding your kinky self, your sexual identity.
420 buttz it
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Me, introducing someone to furry art: You've heard of Sheep in the Big City? Get ready for Sheep with the Big Titty.
Oh you HAVEN'T heard of Sheep in the Big City? It's good. I like it. The guy who made Don't Let A Pigeon Drive the Bus made it.
AW FUCKING WOOO~
Dr. Seuss, Dildo mention
So like...
You've probably seen that photoshop'd Dr. Seuss image from Hop On Pop, where they have Pat, who sits on stuff and is about to sit on a cactus in the original, except the cactus has been replaced with a Seuss-style dildo, and it says, "NO PAT NO, DON'T SIT ON THAT,"
And I'm like...
Leave Pat alone, dammit! Don't kinkshame Pat! If Pat wants a dildo up his ass, let him push a dildo up his ass in peace. There's nothing wrong with that. Pat knows what he likes.
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
