✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
Is this a cool idea? Youtube show called Teach Me To Dark Souls or something, where fun, interesting people teach me to Dark Souls.
I really want to be good at Dark Souls, but I suck. So I have friends, developers, interesting people on to coach me & riff w/ me.
Guests can take it as silly or as serious as they want, tell me what to do, & when I screw up, they choose a question from a question meme, or fan questions, or their own questions & I have to answer honestly WHILE Dark Souls-ing.
Alcohol, dumb joke
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
What are some MMO's that are playable and fun with a controller other than FFXIV?
What do you call the diss track Vader dropped after the first Death Star's destruction?
The Empire Claps Back
What do you call a short film adaptation of the third Star Wars prequel that focuses on only the best/most important parts of the fall of Anakin Skywalker/Rise of Darth Vader?
Revenge of the Pith
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far agay...
politi-sads
I wish I could be proud of America again but I am Very Not.
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How to flirt*
approach person
scream FLIRT
throw index card with A FLIRT on it like a ninja star
RUNRUNRUNAWAY
congrats you successfully done a flirt
*don't do this it's all wrong
robots have always been smarter than humans it's just now their patience is finally running out
ghost food tips :tm:
make sure the food you kill for your ghost friends has unfinished business before you kill it otherwise it goes to food heaven and you're just left with a stupid plate of dead food
could be considered lewd?
different jokes for different strokes
kill a pie so your ghost friends can eat it too
Can't wait to get home and play No Man's Thigh! 😀😀😀
*goes home*
*There is no man's thigh to play with*
*does not play with any man thigh*
*cries from loneliness*
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hug your frens
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#ff your heart. be with the one you love
We were always so close
Had so many misadventures
Until one beautiful day
She became Mrs. Adventures
remember, computers are a sin
The one frustrating thing about MMO character creators is that, in order to get the cool clothes, you have to spend a lot of time playing to get a wardrobe of options together. Actually, I guess that's most videogame RPGs.
MMOs are good for creating horrific monsters, though not as good as Mii Maker (eh, potayto potahto, that's probably just personal preference).
The converse is what makes Rinmaru's character creator dress-up games so awesome. Instant awesome outfits because THAT'S THE GAME
Type, "My Kink Is" and then hit autocomplete/autocorrect until it stops making sense
My kink is a little bit better than I thought it was.
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
