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Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
And now for today's weird short prose:
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seriously considering spinning up a private instance where current events are banned and it's all just lighthearted kind sillyposting and people coming to the group for comfort and support and fluff
i will call it mastodawn.calm and aggressively ban anyone who detracts from the clam and silly sweetness and it will be a haven from the horrors of real life
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Hi yes hello my name is kyle meeks and I'm here to pretend the sky isn't falling in a massive fireball and the ground isn't rising to meet it like titanic gnashing teeth and the stars aren't turning to blood join me won't you on mastodawn doth calm
wooooooooooawoowoooawOOOO
I bet I think this toot is about me, I'm so
VAAAAAAAAA~AAIIIIIIIIN~~!
Awwwww ^/////^
Don't you subtoot me
ain't no bepis high enough
ain't no awoo low enough
ain't no butts wide enough
to keep me from gettin' to you, babe
Are likes florps yet
Buy one, get one free. To purchase the powers and services of one, you must unshackle another. Mumbled words of power smolder on your tongue and the chains of one curl tightly around your fist. A whiff of sulphur and the chains of another fall to the floor. As the sound of wingbeats fades into the distance, their cackling echoes in your ears. You have bought one at too high a price. And you have allowed another to get free.
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Little dragon doesn't awoo but wants to
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#askingforafriend What's the nicest, friendliest english speaking #mastodon instance with a code of conduct for users and admins? Please #retoot
please consider:
Robot furries.
Yes or very yes?
Imagine a MouthSounds smashup using the epic melodrama of Final Fantasy and other JRPG soundtracks. Imagine it.
@even_more_damned_muteKi Currently have my Super Mouthy, Oh Brother favorites on endless repeat right now. Love it.
My daughter requested a Princess Peach song and a kitty/kitty bell song (from Super Mario 3d World), or perhaps a single song about Princess Peach using all the kitty mario items (bells and the kitty car from mariokart 8).
She's four. And she was very specific. I told her I'd ask you.
BEES DON'T CARE WHAT HUMANS THINK
unless you're nic cage
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I would like to formally apologize for and recant the comments I made earlier this week about wanting to block, mute or filter out comments of different languages (I specifically mentioned German and French, I think). I knew at the time that what I was asking for was very selfish and rooted in my own heightened valuation of myself and my own experience on masto over the experiences of others, and did it anyway, and I am very sorry. Masto is for everyone everywhere, and they should feel welcome.
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
