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i couldn't find my phone, so i shouted "okay google, timer for 1 second"

this made the process of locating it considerably easier

kink party 

after that point, i started acting a like a human being and was pretty open again...

the reaction here was super-different from the munch i went to last--and also the one i kind of initially expected

nobody really cared! and to me, that's kind of The Best Thing™

someone even asked to do a spanking scene with me

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kink party 

so, it turns out i'm liked enough to be invited to private parties now!

but after last time, i was nervous about saying anything about diapers–so while everyone else talked about all kinds of kinks, i made some jokes, but stayed pretty quiet

i was going to go home early, because i didn't want to impose, but when someone asked and i explained, it turned out they didn't mind at all

one of the hosts caught wind too, and wanted me to stay anyway…so i did! with some regained confidence

i like how i just idly did nothing for ten minutes before realizing i was doing exactly the thing i was talking about

noooppe! don't do that, self!

time to go be bad at splatfest instead!

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it's so counter-intuitive, because even though i practically have a sea of interesting things in front of me, i often instead opt to do exactly none of that

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it's weird how as the number of things i want to do increases, the less i end up doing any of them

a not-good way to drink cider:
pour part of it into your mouth and the rest onto your shirt

you can trust me! i have practical experience

i should write a thing that replaces every word with its longest equivalent from a thesaurus and call it "text to speech"

there's snow outside, which means it's the perfect time to put on some coconut hot chocolate and soak in the ambiance..!

luckily, if you have something like stylish, you can get past this with this css: github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

it just hides the scrollbars, but it's so much nicer..!

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i see the scrollbars in firefox quantum are still very ugly

i hoped they would fix this before it was officially released

i also get almost the same mental reflex as when i see people posting other people's work without credit

kinda like seeing a 9gag watermark--instant ick

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i feel like a killjoy when someone insists i go on facebook to see a video they sent me with a "when u do thing 😂​" border

even though it's inconsequential, the border and text just totally kill it for me

if you've posted earlier, you're before me on main

oops, i forgot to mute my tablet

maybe the real lack of sleep were the friends we made along the way

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if someone plays an elaborate practical joke on you on the internet

does that mean you were cyber punk'd?

ugh...now i'm going to spend a lot of the night fantasizing about this thing that i won't have the motivation to make tomorrow

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