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what chord does an army musician play when an officer passes by 

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what chord does an army musician play when a particularly well dressed officer passes by 

C sharp major

what chord does an army musician play when they get promoted 

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re: what chord does an army musician play when they get promoted 

@theoutrider none shall be spared from my pun-based wrath

what chord does an army musician play when they get dishonorably discharged 

@typhlosion F Major

re: what chord does an army musician play when they get dishonorably discharged 

@typhlosion (also sorry for the like triple redraft, oops)

re: what chord does an army musician play when they get dishonorably discharged 

@Thaminga i thought that's the chord you play to show respect

what chord does an army musician play when they get promoted 

@typhlosion kas. these are incredible. thank you

re: what chord does an army musician play when they get come home to their kids? 

@typhlosion

C Minor?

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