i can't remember zuckerberg's first name so i'm just like
Fred Zuckerberg. no
Carl Zuckerberg. nope
Chad Zuckerberg. dangit
Brett Zuckerberg. that's probably it
@boots George Washington Zuckerberg, First President of Facebook
@typhlosion (it's mark)
@boots @typhlosion it's Macklemore
@catterfly THIS WAS THE SECOND THING I THOUGHT OF YEAH
@typhlosion He 100% looks like a Chad. Chad is best default name for 'odious dudebro' ;)
@indi briefly, I oscillated between misreading that as "odorous" and "onerous"
I'm sure being friends with Mark Zuckerberg would be both
@typhlosion Chad Zacklemorp.
@indi that's my startupsona, Chad Zacklemorp
he's inventing an IoT hair gel and is also a sergal
@typhlosion Sergal Facts: All Sergals are named Chad.
@typhlosion george