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@SeanAloysiusOBrien

On March 11, 889 CE, 17-year-old Emperor Uda wrote:

"On the 6th Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwashi.

The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent oif the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.

In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back.

When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It's as if it were circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds.

By nature, it likes to stalk birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats."

as someone who is often afraid to open up her computer case for fear of frying something with static discharge, how hard is it to install a new internal drive? im thinking of upgrading. i imagine it's dead easy and i'm freaking out over nothing but allow me this

@aoife #rustlang

@venko half-life music begins to play

@lioness maybe spin it as, you're designing terraforming robots... hmm!!!!!

oh no i'm actually pondering how to make this an entertaining game now

maybe a game where you design busy beavers with increasing numbers of states, and they only start paying out once they finish (to guard against ones that are infinite)

i wonder if i can make an idle game where figuring out the most efficient way to make the number go up is, like, an uncomputable problem

@owashii@plush.city 👀

@kat this is the future the left wants