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apparently leon is a rookie cop in re2 so you could chalk it up to inexperience, but surely he would have gotten a dressing down about it sometime between then and 4

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thinking about it, the least realistic part of the resident evil games starring police is the idea that an american cop would *fight* an evil corporation that's explicitly ruining the lives of civilians in an obvious way, rather than protecting them and helping them cover it up

@craigmaloney@octodon.social that's true about mp3 files also

@noiob oh realistically i know that, but i'm in an "inventing a type of guy" mood

re: selfie, trans shit 

@irisjaycomics radical compassion toward every form of yourself is the most punk of all, perhaps

"THIS is what you're striking for? no deal. you should argue for a higher wage"
"we refuse to compromise on- wait, what"

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i know that tech companies having a neutral stance on unionization is strictly a good thing, but i think it would be funny if a tech company was explicitly pro-union

"hey, you guys should consider unionizing"
"but steve, you're... you're the ceo"
"form a fucking union or we'll start a round of layoffs"

I saw people post about Mouse Ashley so I decided to put my own spin on it :blobfoxlaughsweat:

#FurryArt #MastoArt #Moushley #ResidentEvil

who up threatening, inciting, glorifying, or expressing a desire for violence in the timeline tonight

@coriander i do like that angle

if you do want aloofness i would alternatively suggest making them new yorkers

as a bonus, perhaps the dwarves should have pittsburgh accents

@coriander my question would be, would elves in this setting also have the southern hospitality thing going on, or would they still be characterized as aloof

One thing that's going to happen in any fantasy story I eventually write is that instead of regular Euro accents, elves will sound like they're from the Piedmont or the Bayou or some shit

And that won't take away from their elegance at all

listen. i don't need much to be happy.

a cute girl next to me

a nice ginger ale or something

some fun music playing as we glance over at each other bashfully

and an arcade machine of Time Crisis 3 that we've both decided to beat no matter how many quarters it takes

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