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@DrSagan right? it has esperanto, high valyrian, klingon, french (the world's most widely spoken fictional language), but no elvish like from lord of rings!!

my duolingo wishlist:
- lojban
- old english
- elvish like from lord of rings
- toki pona (the course would be like ten lessons long and i just think that would be funny)

fans of LMFAO should make a remix album called We Forgive You For Party Rocking and see if that brings them out of their hiatus

@cinnamon neither do i, but my hypothesis is that i'm on hard mode to balance out my incredible personality and rapier wit

what if god doesn't interact with humanity anymore because we're out of early access now

"Aaa! Panic! #Google is killing #adblockers!!1! What to do!"

Literally just run #Firefox. It was already really good in 2006, and it is far better now.

It really is not that difficult.

imagining a type of guy who plays hardspace shipbreaker on one-life mode and does exactly one thirty-minute shift each day as though he's actually working the job, and if he dies in the game he quits and uninstalls it

"I'm sorry," said the dragon. "Can you repeat that?"
"You were seen approaching the town. I was sent as a sacrifice," said the maiden.
"No."
"If I am not to your liking, they can send my twin brother."
"No!"
"Then what can they offer?"
"An apology. To you, your brother, and me."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Monogamous folk: Who are you texting?? 😡😡🤬🤬

Polyamorous folk: Who are you texting?? :blobcateyes: :blobcateyes: :blobthinkingsmirk: :blobthinkingsmirk:

i put my deadname to work as my accountant. thats why its on my banking information and my paypal and nowhere else

i wanna put all my music that i own on a little personal server (maybe one of my unused computers?) and have a spotify-like tool on my various computers and devices that i can use to stream music from it. does anything like that exist

i am no longer birthday. however i am still, as always, accepting gifts

AAA games are the junk food of videogames, but people treat it as if it was the gourmet high cuisine.

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