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cool pauldrons dipshit. your mom pick em out for you?

ah yes the 4 genders
- e-boy
- e-girl
- e-enby
- e-book

(at the smash tournament) mindgames presume a mind to be gamed. luckily for me, i am a philosophical zombie, with all the outward trappings of sentience but no qualia or inner life, so i am immune (i am knocked out in pools) entropy at work. isn't it beautiful

poggers... sus... cringe... woke. long ago the four nations lived in harmony

bawdy joke, mbta 

hey babe, are you the red line? cos you look like it takes you way longer than expected to come

sad 

does rain actually exacerbate depression because i swear to god im miserable today

goku tried using his saiyan powers to make mochi, but it turned out really poorly. when asked how he was feeling about the experience, he had this to say: 

ki mochi ga warui

the new linguistic trend im gonna introduce is noun omission. put an adjective describing something but don't say the thing itself. i think it's a pretty good

You're in Oubliette of the Furries.
A high wind blows through the area and collections of large, luminous turquoise crystals are growing everywhere.

econpol 

"vote with your wallet" is an admission, not an admonition

alc (it's just a silly bilingual pun) 

successfully brewed wine with jalapeño peppers. épicé vin

food 

my body is a temple, dedicated to a deity that fuckin loves pizza

George Washington™ from the United States of America®

homestuck aka the sweet bro & hella jeff expanded universe

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