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apparently the composer Erik Satie (famous for his Gymnopedies) wrote a piece of music called Vexations that has, at the beginning, instructions on how best to prepare oneself to play the piece 840 times in a row. Nowhere is there any actual indication that anyone would ever want to do this, but the instructions are there just in case anyone does.

hrt 

how long do I have to keep taking these pills until I'm a robot moth

if madonna gained superpowers do you think her superhero name would be Material Girl

oh sure, when generations of ancient humans feed animals and teach them useful tasks it's called "domestication", but when *i* do it it's called "trespassing" and i'm made to "leave the zoo" by "force"

LB: go pester my friend @Reynart to post on here more, he's a good write pal

Got told to mastadon more. UUUUUUU fuckin'. I SUPPOSE SO! Update: Tumblr died for NSFW sweepin' the rug for me, basically doubled my efforts on twitter, sofurry and FA. Still writing like a mad person, submitted a zine entry with the help of a good art friend recently and UHH that's about the update of things so far I think. Oh yeah, I love indie games.

i like elton john because his name sounds like his first and last names got switched around in a clerical error. john elton would a perfectly reasonable name, but maternity ward nurse #592 just had to forget western name ordering that one day

you take the superhighway and i'll take the superlowway and i'll get to the information before ye

apparently theres a variation of mori girl fashion called dark mori and it literally what an actual witch would wear

one last thing from prepping for this webcomics class. i'm going to do an exercise on elevator pitches where everyone makes up a ten-word pitch to accurately encapsulate a famous piece of media. these are the examples i came up with

the point of the exercise is that you need to be able to summarize your stories succinctly and clearly in order to sell them. the other, secret bonus point of the exercise is that elevator pitches are always at least a little bit bullshit

more sacrilege 

they had to use pretty strong wood to make jesus' crucifix. no surprise there, though; it had to be lord-bearing

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