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i think the reason 20somethings these days feel like theyre getting old already is because so fucking much happens all the goddamn time

lewd, nothing 

me: what do you call having sex without protection again
Gordon Ramsey, irate because this is the fourth time i've asked him this question: IT'S FUCKING RAW

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also i wonder if arabic-speaking jews censor the word like how english-speaking jews sometimes write g-d. (apparently that's a relatively recent custom? but idk how accurate that is)

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in english, allah specifically refers to the islamic conception of god, but in arabic, if i understand this right, it's just a word meaning "god"

so how, if at all, do you differentiate in arabic between the god of islam and the gods of other religions? i tried looking this up and got a bunch of weird theology discourse from christian university websites

f(x,y) = (~(-((22 * x) | (-y)))) % 7

Extent: 256x256 (scaled x2)

"Onebit" colouring scheme.

f(x,y) = ((-((x - y) ^ (~y))) / (~((18 & x) * (x * 5)))) % 3

Extent: 256x256 (scaled x2)

"Onebit" colouring scheme.

im gods sleepiest soldier and tbh i am being so brave about it right now

the timeline is spicy today. be ready to step away from mastodon if you need to. take care of yourselves, y'all; your social media won't do it for you

tell me to remove my trans flag colored paw prints from my cars and I will make them bigger and more powerful.

get you a gf with a scoring system based on bullet grazing and enemy chaining mechanics

also i started playing slarpg. it's really really good

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