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I HAVE GRUDGES AGAINST PIGEONS AND SEAGULLS FOR POOPING ON ME
DOUBLE FOR SEAGULLS CAUSE THEY'VE POOPED ON ME TWICE
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@Thaminga I've also been pooped on by birdsite for *far too long*
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@vahnj OMG I WAS EATING A CRACKER ONCE AND THEN A PIGEON POOPED ON IT. LIKE IT ALMOST POOPED ON MY HAND BUT DECIDED TO POOP ON MY FOOD INSTEAD.
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@ravenclaudia this reminds me of a horrible story, a teacher of mine was eating french fries at a dock on a student outing and a seagull nailed it without her noticing while she was talking with someone
some kids debated whether to tell her or not and someone heard them talking about it and told her omfg
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@vahnj omggg what a nightmare! also a pidgeon pooped on my head when i was three years old hahaha
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@ravenclaudia one nailed me on the head when a friend of mine agitated a pigeon and it dive bombed me
i've been pooped on by a seagull at alcatraz, and another time at a beach
crows are rad though, they don't do that stuff 👌
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@vahnj crows are great indeed, i wish i had a crow friend!
@ravenclaudia well you're on awoo.space, everyone has a crow friend in @thefishcrow here
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@vahnj I legit thought this was gonna be a twitter thing
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@vahnj I mean, I guess it could still work as a metaphor
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@Kit ahaha like i said elsewhere bird site has also been pooping me for far too long
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@vahnj ... i won't lie, I thought this was going to be about Twitter at first