@Mycroft L M A O

@vahnj are you anarchist enough to accept that cereal is a salad and milk is the dressing https://youtu.be/O9ak89FwYeI

@Mycroft it's true

@vahnj @Mycroft

Free your mind to the one true theory of soup-salad-sandwich phase transitions.

Salad is just a chopped up sandwich. Sandwich is just hard soup. Soup is blended salad.

Cereal is salad, but it is also soup.

@phildini @Mycroft this is like rock paper scissors zen

@vahnj @Mycroft real talk: Most of my lunches at work the past two weeks have been developing the theory of soup-sandwich planar space. Recently we added the third dimension of salad, and are working towards the grand unified theory.

@phildini @Mycroft eigenvectors of soup/salad/sandwich matrices

@vahnj @Mycroft constrained within soup-sandwich planar space is one teammate's Sandwich Ray Theorem:

A sandwich exists where you can draw a ray between two pieces of bread.

@phildini @Mycroft yes hello i would like one sandwich with infinite surface area yet finite volume so as to be fully consumable

@Mycroft @phildini the surface area here being the combination of all soups and salads in a specific configuration

@phildini @vahnj I was just pondering earlier today whether blueberry muffins or chocolate chip cookies could qualify as sandwiches.

@vahnj @Mycroft Cereal is a soup. Rice Krispy Treats are salad.