Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

do you ever think about what D&D monsters feel like to pet

i bet basilisks really love being scratched on the neck and have really rough scales- kind of imagining like what a snake feels like when it's in the middle of shedding but all over

what kind of fur do bugbears have?? longer fur that looks great when shampooed? they are probably fun to pet. gnolls too

gay 2: electric boogawoo

awoo

@Gargron literal pooptoot

*rolls some dice* uhh.... hug......... *rolls more dice* uhhhhhhh..... 5...... *rolls dice again* uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bugbears

im trying to figure out how to pooptoot tonight and i got nothin

gay

@masklayer we like you better than twitter does

twitter sucks anyway

you know the berenstein/berenstain timeline split thing???

lmao someone found a tag with BOTH SPELLINGS on it

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/70kacs/my_best_friend_found_this_tag_when_they_were/

@fillertrack perfect

@fillertrack that seems almost like a required trait

@fillertrack i guess that's possible but i don't really like wrestling that much

@Gargron this is amusing to me in the context of steven universe

@fillertrack what, like.... rose quartz??? O_O

my name is Bob, actually

bea called me a gem and now im wondering what kind of gemsona i have

im leaning towards a lapis but idk

@daggertooth@monsterpit.net amazing

@Leucrotta all done!