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@anthracite mine today was Star Trek:

Hark! the phasers barely sting
Glory to the new Borg Queen!
All your hope will be negated
Since you'll be assimilated

@mawr bowser is a rich playboy who built his fortune starring in lots of gay porn

oh yea it's christmas time so it's time for me to break out ugly sweater kobold dad again

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remember kobolds from middle school? this is them now. who's small now

(art by @Miffsart@mastodon.art​)

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@shel ohhhhhh I'm about to have access to internet!!!!

oops getting yelled at about bandwidth again cya

shitty straight people thing 

turned out they were quietly homophobic and they aren't really friends any more

but oh boy you better believe other folks at school started treating nick even more shittily!!! as if they weren't shitty enough

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