@colon_three @shel I came too late
@anthracite mine today was Star Trek:
Hark! the phasers barely sting
Glory to the new Borg Queen!
All your hope will be negated
Since you'll be assimilated
raising kobolds is its own reward
http://bolloxtothat.tumblr.com/post/168632245029/kobolds-commission-done-for-dj https://awoo.space/media/ceArwf-zRqSA7d-GoG8
@AdalwinAmillion I have like 3!!!! they're all remote servers!!!!!
@mawr bowser is a rich playboy who built his fortune starring in lots of gay porn
oh yea it's christmas time so it's time for me to break out ugly sweater kobold dad again
remember kobolds from middle school? this is them now. who's small now
(art by @Miffsart@mastodon.art)
@Oneironott i am sleeby and gay!!!
@shel ohhhhhh I'm about to have access to internet!!!!
shitty straight people thing
turned out they were quietly homophobic and they aren't really friends any more
but oh boy you better believe other folks at school started treating nick even more shittily!!! as if they weren't shitty enough
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call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
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An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.