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@kellerfuchs I missed it actually

I appreciate the pun but please remember I don't like being called daddy

@vahnj Maybe the real beard was the friends we made along the way.

@bea @TrollDecker@social.diskseven.com I don't think she wants to see him jizz a thousand times bea

It's not the beard on the outside that counts

It's the beard on the inside

@TrollDecker@social.diskseven.com clearly it's to encourage Henry case to jizz in his pants a thousand times

@bea for reals that would be nice holy crap it's like the end of a sim city game

@Trev@icosahedron.website cutting ties is pretty dramatic imo. and now you've told your story

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