Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

@denjin@simstim.club I'm OK. Getting along. Decided to get some fancy stuff to stay in for new years. Howre you?

@fillertrack Gex does

@Mainebot@octodon.social oh my god

@noelle misread as House of Shrek

Memed hams

@sc​ am I doing this right https://awoo.space/media/nJyoE_Y60V17ll6PSKw

@green :D

@troubleMoney yes just keep slamminng that kobold button

@zatnosk @grime_witch yaaaas

i should really work on my kobold generator more some time

anyway if you wanna adopt a kobold:

http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=vq8MbHjc

@noiob you should follow Mitch! he's @brass@monsterpit.net​ tho he still uses twitter mostly i think

@Trev@icosahedron.website I haven't got to that part yet lol

@SamIO Lord of the Rings XXX i guess

@noiob https://mitzialexander.itch.io/orc-dating-sim

straight male game devs will go to any length to put sexy women in place of sexy monsters. where are my sexy orcs?????????????

@noiob right????????

they try to paint this picture of "but SHADES OF GRAY" and then fail utterly to do anything but black and white with the main concept of the game v_v

@hax aw :(

i hope you have a good night tonight at least!

@noiob oh shit don't let the story stop you the game is beautiful to look at, the combat feels like you're watching a movie, and the nemesis system is still top notch

just, ehhhhhh ignore the story

part of the problem with the original series *is* how black and white everything is. that's explicitly how tolkien wrote it bc it wasn't about a nuanced story it was about building a world for his language using his historical framework of world war 2

you know, the war where the allies were explicitly "good" and the axis were explicitly "evil", a framework that he worked within

the shadows of war devs are silly as heck thinking this justifies shelob in a dress

@theoutrider did they even read the silmarillion

like, that's required reading for building expanded universe crud