Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

an eldritch abomination rises from the sea, its visage sending chills of horror through the cultists spines

they reach out and the cultists all flee

the eldritch horror sheds a tear. all they want is a nice cuddle but none who ask of them to destroy the world can give them what they need

the eldritch horror returns to the sea to sleep for another thousand years, awaiting the day when they are summoned for love.

awoooooooga

is just the upgraded spell cast for awoo

@Elizafox "hey fuck you have some coughing fits"

@Elizafox my favorites when i'm just sitting there minding my own gosh dang business and it decides to punch me in the gut!!!

@yatchi I own the domain and am using a self-signed cert that I trust

Chrome decided to start rejecting it outright instead of listening to my dang local certificate store

god DAMMIT CHROME

you were working just yesterday

Safari works fine at least!!!!! ffffff https://awoo.space/media/uL8PQBx6NDBTane4IaI

@denjin@simstim.club *pets dog* good dog
*pets cat* good dog
*pets dolphin* good dog
*pets cow* good dog

@denjin@simstim.club nice

is there a vine where someone goes around petting random animals just saying "good dog" regardless of what kind of animal they are??? i want there to be one

@benhamill@witches.town i'm ok! struggling with public speaking as usual since i have to put together a video to display my work. lmao

how's you?

Thinking about the t-t-t-target vine

@Riley kobolds are the only creature who cannot be truly killed. They knew what they are doing it was their job

@squirrel I don't think you are but useless or not I think you're rad, friend

@Aros I used to make this all the time because I ate so much goddamn cereal as a kid

@Elizafox kobold sans

@KawaSeadrake yea... My doctor recommended it to me and I really felt a difference

Tbf I have IBS and barely go outside

@KawaSeadrake how much do you take? I found out you have to take a crapton and started doing better after upping my dosage to 4k mmu

@posit@chitter.xyz so eloquent. so kobold

Kobolds are good at. The words