Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
Insurance complain
United Healthcare is the most bullshit health insurance
Why do you tell me to go to bartells for medicine and then tell me to go to another place that isn't covered for medicine to get a flu shot
Aaaaaugh
birbsite link
it's me, the gay boy squealing over girl space lovers
badly describe a favorite game: recruit a shitload of peasants and turn them into skeletons
Heroes of Might & Magic 2
w/ necromancy this is *specifically* one of the best ways to build a fuckhuge army
badly describe a favorite game: usurp the king by stealing some of his artifacts
King's Quest
I never said you were stealing from him!
hello bepis my old friend
i've come to 🅱 with you again
Crom, Kobold King
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here's a queer typhlosion with a cute pink bow, courtesy @q_lum https://awoo.space/media/bk4vPyxYYItLA06X2eU
Gawgamewl pwease fixxy
Facetious
Auhhhh I feel the white girl power flowing through my veins giving me something resembling strength
Facetious
Celebrating my heritage with a pumpkin spice latte
I'm facnceboye
Crom, Kobold King
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A nethack roguelike with sly subliminal advertisements from monsters being in the right order to read as an ad.
You look down the hallway and see:
DRinK~CokE!
D = Silver Dragon
R = Rust Monster
I = imp
N = black naga
K = kobold
~ = long worm tail
C = mountain centaur
O = orc
K = kobold
E = floating eye.
It's not an ad, it's just an unfortunate line of formidable monsters for you to vanquish ....while enjoying a cold carbonated beverage!
@ImDad i'm gay and
Crom, Kobold King
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what do you call the typeface used to print an encyclopedia
a font of knowledge
@ImDad i'm gay and
homophobia
oops i found out louis ck is homophobic
dragonball super, violence
why the fuck does every attack that lands on piccolo blow off a limb in dragonball
we get it, he has regeneration powers
Crom: the most unprofessional admin
Unless you count being a professional kobold a profession
Crom, Kobold King
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WHAT IS A GAMER?
*smashed wine glass*
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS @Gaypow
it's me the admin who laughs at his own jokes
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
