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I want a mug on it with a finite state machine that processes the string "#1 DAG"

kinda lewd quote i just said 

"the bottom is spicy"

it was about ginger beer sediment (ginger stuff)

I saw a floofy bozo and I wanted to hug them very badly

Amusing personal revelation 

ah, "related" was the word I was looking for here actually

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Amusing personal revelation 

As a kid I identified more with adults
As an adult now I identify more with kids

i have an egg chair at least????????????????? but none of the rest of this

also i gotta leave the egg chair now

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you know what sounds really nice????

- sitting by a fire
- in a rocking chair
- dog in lap
- some warm cider
- a window with a view of a forest

I named this guy Scottie, so far all I have is that he's retired & hangs out with a gang of pigeons.

work, promotions 

work is talking about promotions and i have some whining about it

part of the problem of reducing people to an "objective" skillset is that you are gating them behind fake reasons for promotions

our company apparently requires 4 people senior to you to recommend you for a promotion. if you can't make those connections or don't work with senior people in a meaningful way you are supposed to just "talk to your manager" :/

My augmented reality: Every positive adjective is "gay:"

Breakfast is the most gay meal of the day. Not only does it give you energy to start a gay day, but breakfast is linked to gay health benefits.

Studies show that eating a gay breakfast can help give you:

🏳️‍🌈 A more nutritionally gay diet, higher in nutrients, vitamins and minerals
🏳️‍🌈 Gay concentration and performance in the classroom or the boardroom
🏳️‍🌈 Gay strength and endurance to engage in physical activity
🏳️‍🌈 Gay cholesterol levels

@OsirisSaline yoooooooo your latest patreon music is great holy crap

So I lost my job & UPDATE: now bcuz I lost my job, ironically my unemployment gets taken away which makes my financial situation way more dire. I hate "e-begging" but until I get a job it's a good option.

I'm an Afrolatinx+Disabled+Neurodivergent Trans person in need of financial assistance.

Here's my YouCaring: youcaring.com/vicente-972998

I have squarecash as well: $vicentevalentino

💘 Please share & donate if you're able 💘

Thank you for all the support, I greatly appreciate it 💓 cybre.space/media/-79-085pKocw

After tweaking some brush/eraser presets and downloading a SAI-ish workspace layout, Krita seems to be working well enough for my needs so far! This is an important development in advance of the rapidly-approaching 𝐁 𝐎 𝐋 𝐃 𝐕 𝐄 𝐌 𝐁 𝐄 𝐑 scalie.club/media/BQ3l2FlK9lYM

Boyfriend's joke: Gay moogles go cruising for pom

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