Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

omg @dagoth@mastodon.art thank you so much for drawing wyx they turned out so great aaaaaaaaaa

https://awoo.space/media/9VztP7WMsPdQE2mksm0

Running with the gator. We're besties https://awoo.space/media/_HDkjcvE16dKMH8ZI4o

I really hate gnomes in WoW, and gnomes in D&D always felt bland

How do you define them in a way that isn't "they're small" or "they're wise"

My leaning is defining them as "industrious" maybe and seeing what I come up with to fit that

Ok what do we do with gnomes.......

Maybe something related to their connection to earth in mythology?

Ugh can I go one day this year without feeling sick in some way

Oh!!!!!!! https://awoo.space/media/y_-CHuYolEtKVu0DZ4g

Tempted to go on bird site to yell at ubisoft but idk

Wish there was a more reasonable channel that they might actually listen to but

There isn't

Sigh. At least it's over.

Ah yeah just what assassin's creed origins needed.

A transphobic quest.

A sim city/sim earth earth style simulation game in which your only ability to interact with the game is to destroy the sun

Ambush: when acting with initiative against a creature you have creature knowledge of in or out of combat, you gain advantage against them on your first roll

So if you get the drop on your SO as a half orc and ask if they're cheating on you you get advantage on your roll I guess

*blinks after remembering foamy the squirrel*

I still don't understand why young me liked that

Look I'm proud of what I figured out for orcs but I'm having a hard time not just giving it to half orcs and i don't want to

Orcs get creature skills and unlocks on normally non-domesticatable animals to domesticated them. The boy mentioned this was very Warcraft and I'm actually pleased with this

What the fuck do I do with half orcs omg

a doppelganger who refuses to take the form of anything but a kobold

I really love the new season but I wish they'd stop replacing characters with white people I noticed after a certain character leaves that literally there's only one black guy left :/

God how to get away with murder really is my guilty pleasure

Everybody except hacker boy are evil terrible people and I love them all