Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
Me: I don't feel like being on Mastodon this morning
Also me: everyone is so good here oh I'm looking oops
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OKAY, it took a few tries, but we're back again with a new friend! Her name is Miriam and I love her a whole lot https://scalie.club/media/0EIOj7NdUObqsSNuZ_U
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@vahnj Well, their names were Peanut, Jelly and Butter, and they were otters, so why wasn't Butter actually Botter just to save time?
I guess they couldn't be bottered. >.>
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@vahnj Why weren't they Peanut, Botter, and Jelly, anyhow?
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I want to play a roguelike where instead of attacking the slimes and kobolds and everything else you hug them
A giant dungeon full of lovely creatures and monsters you can hug
If you don't know what I'm referring to: https://youtu.be/Fbs-aBjdD9w
anyway i think about this a lot when i need to think and i think about thinking
friggin PB&J otters
Noodle! Do the noodle dance!
*car retailer floppy advertisement tube dance*
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generalized homophobia in Hollywood
http://www.indiewire.com/2018/01/fantastic-beasts-sequel-dumbledore-gay-1201923691/
man fuck this. between this and them still retaining depp what is even the point of this movie. I don’t depend on a big studio adapting a side book of some big franchise to give a shit but like, COME ON. Rowling’s been tooting her horn since 2007 abt how great a gay character dumbledore is and we’re not even gonna touch it (bc it was all a ploy to get those Queer Dollars without having to do jack shit).
also “three sequels” WHAT
(joke) did you hear about the computer scientist who couldn't look up any words?
he needed to trie harder HAW HAW HAW
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well holy shit this is about as good as it gets
(from birdsite @hellodabwood)
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OMG @vahnj lookit Catboots' pic for January :D
(psst it's Kobolds)
Worked through a self dug hole and now rewarding myself with egg chair
@thatdelphox@occult.camp you're the only person I know who likes dragonball on here check this out https://imgur.com/a/pyFbC
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If we were to have any group of comical evil underlings with yellow bodies and blue overalls become popular, why did it have to be Minions and not Servbots?
Omg maple bot
good night friends of kobolds
(there sure are a lot of you)
why yea i did name him Pixie why do you ask https://awoo.space/media/qWoCVxRsCmhExmG2Wdo
Bird site link (++++++++++++++)
Hey hi my next kobold is going to have one as a mount thanks
https://mobile.twitter.com/tessamag/status/957806904281059328
aaahhhhhhhhh the back button is fixed =3=
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
