Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
jort jort revolution
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jevolution (jean revolution)
surreal
Tired: reality
Wired: the surreality of existing within a hyperdimensional plane of existence that decompresses your memes into a transcendental experience beyond all capacity for understanding without the superposition of all independent selves
@Elizafox confession is a good meme
Confession
This is a shitpost
Confession
I'm gay
Confession
Kobolds, gently.
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Tired: That moment of hearing a song for the first time and realising one recognises it from a Weird Al parody.
Wired: That moment of hearing a song for the first time and realising one recognises it from a Neil Cicieriga mashup.
can't not online
hearthstone
feels like firey waraxe is too strong
but also nerfing to 2/2 would be too weak
imo it should be 2/2, on the turn you play firey waraxe gain +1 attack
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PSA: If you see police doing something that's not really OK, take a video of it and share it as far and wide as you can. It's the best thing we as individuals can do to keep police accountable for their actions.
📹RECORD📹 THE 🚨POLICE🚨
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You see a CUTIE. Do you
a. say hello
b. run
c. weh
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is there a list somewhere of tv shows that AREN'T transphobic/homophobic?
I want to watch something, but I'm tired of stuff that sucks
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM BUT MY FRIEND JUST SENT IT TO ME IM SCREAMING https://awoo.space/media/OZCTrUyxHFcfBmtOcdk
*baps face into keyboard to simulate affection*
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Gentle reminder: I'm a poor unemployed woof swimming in debt and I need some sort term financial help to pay some of it down:
https://www.paypal.me/ElizabethWetton
Long term I'm looking for remote editing, php, or database work:
http://fluffypira.sexy/resume.php
Lastly, if you'd like to support my endeavors, including my mastodon instance, become a patron:
https://www.patreon.com/FluffyPira
Please boost if you can. <3
when the fucks are at it again https://awoo.space/media/K1zjfEmgLNg6dxMDEXw
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@vahnj Maybe the real beard was the friends we made along the way.
I'm in a surreal mood again
It's not the beard on the outside that counts
It's the beard on the inside
---
Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
