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(very jojo theme song voice) 

SO, NO CHEESE ON SALAMI?

OHHHHHHHHHHHH NO

[VERY LEWD] You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for 

dilf on a dilf

Jortaro Jortstar (from JortJort's Bizarre Adventure)

oh no i am accidentally infringing on @ccolocho@cybre.space's media property pattern, how do i fix this

i'm pretty sure "[descriptor] C" is trademarked
awoo.space/media/5cL-FK_cXeilU

now if only i could drill down into building out a proper Awoo! localization, as well as the UI needed for managing it without using the console v_v

how can mastodon be real if my eyes aren't real

*points at name* had some downtime at the opto's

Optometrist 

At the eye doctor being my eye doctored

My nurse was cute and I'm wondering if he was fishing to find out if I was gay or not

question for my fellow ace tooters, since there seems to be a bunch on mastodon!

Do you describe yourself as "X% asexual"? Has the number you use changed much over time?

My Boku no Hero Academia quirk 

endless tears that can flood the world

LB: I wasn't expecting to ugly cry today but here we are

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